Test your Christmas movie knowledge with these famous film quotes!


Test your Christmas movie knowledge with these famous film quotes!

How well do you know your favorite Christmas movies?

Millions of us will gather around the television after indulging in Christmas dinner delights, making it the perfect time to enjoy our beloved festive films. From timeless classics like Miracle On 34th Street to modern favorites such as Elf and Polar Express, there is no shortage of options to choose from. But just how well do you know these iconic Christmas movie quotes? Test your knowledge by matching these 30 famous lines to the characters who said them.

Can you match the quote to the Christmas movie character?

1. ‘Now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho’
2. ‘Even though he is odious, stingy, wicked, and unfeeling. And badly dressed’
3. ‘Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you’
4. ‘It’s Christmas Eve! It’s…it’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we…we cheer a little more’
5. ‘Put the cookie down!’
6. ‘Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it…makes it complicated’
7. ‘Santa! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!’
8. ‘That marker in your mouth, I peed on it!’
9. ‘I am the Wizard of Blizzard!’
10. ‘It’s a cinnamon stick, sir… oh you won’t regret it, sir’
11. ‘Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind…and that’s what’s been changing’
12. ‘What’s this? There’s white things in the air’
13. ‘You do know I don’t actually ski, don’t you?’
14. ‘I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed’
15. ‘Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings’
16. ‘If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey’
17. ‘You can mess with a lot of things. But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas’
18. ‘F*** me, Santa!’
19. ‘We’re floating in the moonlit sky’
20. ‘I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he’s actually kinda…sweet’
21. ‘One thing about trains…it doesn’t matter where they’re going’
22. ‘I think what I’ve got is something resembling gumption’
23. ‘I’m going to count to three. There will not be a four’
24. ‘If you’re worried and you can’t sleep, just count your blessings instead of sheep.’
25. ‘I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna f* up on the first day. Oh, p* it!’
26. ‘Why is Mr Maddens such a grumpy grumps?’
27. ‘I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people’
28. ‘Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?’
29. Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!
30. ‘If you were a melody…I used only the good notes’

Test your Christmas movie knowledge

Now, it's time to reveal the answers and see if you truly are a quizmas master or if you're feeling a bit snow-flaky! Enjoy the festive fun and see how many you got right.