THIS Morning viewers couldn’t believe their eyes and ears today when a lesbian “ecosexual” couple revealed how they make love to the planet.
Americans Annie and Beth joined hosts Alison Hammond and Dermot O’Leary via a video link from San Francisco and said they love romping with the elements.
Dermot’s jaw dropped when the pair said they kiss for an hour while laying on the beach naked.
They also rub their bare bodies on grass and lick the ground, a move they’ve coined as “grassilingus”.
Hearing their story on the ITV lunchtime show, one person wrote on Twitter: “So that’s what they mean when they say the planet’s f****d”
One more wrote: “So! Who else had crazy Yanks shagging the Earth on their 2022 bingo card?”
However, another fan said: “I think the fair point here is that they’re not damaging the planet like some global corporations do so while it’s amusing, let’s remember to direct our vexation towards those who really threaten our home and our future 
”
The woman explained: “We imagine the earth is our lover and all the sensual pleasures the earth has to offer.
“It’s a new movement, it’s a term people use to define their preference, you can be ecosexual and heterosexual, gay, so you don’t have to give up your preference.
“So when you go for a walk you’re giving the earth a massage with your feet.
“Your E spots are appreciating flowers as the e spots of the earth and reproduction of plants.”
The ecosexual movement is growing and has taken hold in the last five years.
Some people take it so seriously they even MARRY the earth.
Artists Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stephens, who have published an “ecosex manifesto” on their website SexEcology said they’ve officiated wedding ceremonies where they and fellow ecosexuals marry the earth, the moon, and other natural entities.
They have made several films on the theme and tour theatres with their show Dirty Sexecology: 25 Ways to Make Love to the Earth.
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